Low-Carb Diet?

OK, I’ve been lagging in getting everything posted that you guys have been sending. Sorry.

I should, but I know I won't.

Do You Want a Dirnk With That?

These, of course, are from the same deli that for a week offered “chips on the Mer.”

Sometimes I feel like this.

Is today's special the cheese they scrape off the grill? Yum.

I could make a tacky Native American reference here (e.g. "heap good sandwich!"), but I'll refrain. See what I just did there?

Thanks for the photos, Merritt.

It Sounds Right

“Hey, Clarence, will you look at our clearance center sign?”

“Looks close enough to me.”

Oh, the Sweet Irony

For some reason, I don’t want these guys to be the representatives for the English language.

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