Monthly Archives: June 2009

They’ll Be Coming in Droves

…a line in a press release on behalf of Five-Sixty assures us that, thanks to their extensive wine collection, they now “will blow even the toughest critic.”

Or so the Dallas Observer (my employer) tells me on their food blog, City of Ate. I guess I should start frequenting Five-Sixty. I have a hard time just getting iced tea refills at other restaurants.

Do You Want a Dirnk With That?

These, of course, are from the same deli that for a week offered “chips on the Mer.”

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Sometimes I feel like this.

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Is today's special the cheese they scrape off the grill? Yum.

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I could make a tacky Native American reference here (e.g. "heap good sandwich!"), but I'll refrain. See what I just did there?

Thanks for the photos, Merritt.

It Sounds Right

“Hey, Clarence, will you look at our clearance center sign?”

“Looks close enough to me.”

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No Smoking

Photo: Patrick Michels

Photo: Patrick Michels

“Hey, whose knob do I have to smoke to get a shower around here?” Thanks, Patrick.

Oh, the Sweet Irony

For some reason, I don’t want these guys to be the representatives for the English language.

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Photo Courtesy of Think Progress

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