Our New Masters

Holy crap, monkeys recognize poor grammar. So they’re already a step ahead of half of the employees at your local Walmart. This is the first step toward Planet of the Apes.

That's one smart monkey. (Click pic to buy this tee.)

“Previous research in cotton-top tamarins had shown that the animals can understand basic grammar, for instance, identifying which words logically follow other words in a sentence…While that study suggested monkeys were deaf to complex communication, the new research shows that tamarins can grasp at least one advanced concept: prefixes and suffixes.”

Read the full story at National Geographic. Oh, and by the way, monkeys already have thumbs and can subtract. So, yeah, we’re screwed.

Try a typo

Low-Carb Diet?

OK, I’ve been lagging in getting everything posted that you guys have been sending. Sorry.

I should, but I know I won't.